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French President Emmanuel Macron travelled to the White House today for president Trump's first ever state visit. Unfortunately, Trump thinks a state visit is when someone visits you and you show them all the states you won. "Ohio, no one - no one expected Ohio."
President Trump welcomed French President Emmanuel Macron to the White House at 5:15 this evening, and they are still shaking hands. That's not a gif. That's just. That's how long that took.
According to CNN, President Trump and First Lady Melania will gift French President Macron and his wife a photo album upon their departure.
Said Melania, "Hey, I'm just happy to get rid of it."
Sources recently told Axios that during a phone call last year, President Trump asked Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu if he actually cares about peace, followed by, "Um, yeah, totally, me, too. I was just checking." Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton gave birth to a baby boy today. He was - yeah, give it up.
He was born 8 pounds, which works out to 11.15 dollars.
That's a dumb - that's a dumb joke about the miracle of life.
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said today that President Trump has no intention of firing Sspecial Counsel Robert Mueller. Instead, Trump's plan is to be so guilty of so many things that Mueller just works
himself to death.
Two Republican Colorado lawmakers have introduced a bill that would punish teachers with jail time if they go on strike. Hey, these are public schoolteachers. You can't scare them with jail. "So wait, no kids and there's a place to lie down? Sign me up."
It's a deal. Compared to what they usually doing, it's a deal.
After being bitten by a shark last week, a Colorado man achieved a rare distinction of being attacked by a shark, bear, and rattlesnake all within the last four years. Or as it was reported to the man, "You're not allowed back at the zoo."
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