Trump's Placemat, Pokémon Go - Late Night with Seth Meyers

Meanings: Can this video reach 1 million views on YouTube? Not sure, Seth Meyers is too smart for worldwide viral video spreading.

Let's get to the news.

According to "The Washington Post," special counsel Robert Mueller informed President Trump's attorneys last month that he is continuing to investigate Trump, but does not consider him a criminal target at this point.

Of course, that could change if Trump slips up and makes more mistakes.

According to "The Washington Post," advisers are concerned that special counsel Robert Mueller told President Trump's lawyers he is only a subject of the Russia investigation to bait Trump into an interview, that could put him in legal trouble.

And apparently it's not the first time they've tried to bait him.

The lawyer for adult film star Stormy Daniels said in a new interview that Daniels can describe President Trump's genitalia in great detail.

Though frankly, I'd be a lot more surprised if Melania can.
"It's a little worm?"

That's right. Stormy Daniels' lawyer says she can describe President Trump's genitalia
in great detail, and now everybody wants her to sign a nondisclosure agreement.

[ Laughter ]

How - How crazy does it look if you can describe it in great detail?
I can't describe mine in great detail.

[ Laughter ]
Nor- It's normal?
A photo from yesterday's White House lunch with Baltic leaders shows that President Trump is served food with larger salt and pepper shakers than everyone else he dines with.
Not only that, but his placemat has the easiest maze.

The makers of Pokémon Go have announced that they will use the app to encourage and reward players for walking around and picking up garbage on Earth Day.
While the makers of Tinder have always encouraged people to pick up garbage.

A man in Kansas has been arrested and charged after allegedly hiding in his ex-girlfriend's attic and falling through her living room ceiling.
His ex first suspected he was living in her ceiling after receiving this text.
That was my favorite one.

Bed, Bath & Beyond is currently offering store credit in exchange for Toys "R" Us gift cards.
Said kids, "Um, I guess the whiskey decanter?"

A new study has found that the crust of bread is no more nutritious than the rest of the loaf,
which helps explain Gary the fat duck.

And finally, a manager at a Sonic restaurant in Mississippi recently posted a message asking customers not to smoke weed in the drive-through.
Meanwhile, Taco Bell offered them a light.

Add comment

Security code