American comedy movies market got to e whole new level with this film: “Featuring a Strong Female Lead: The Movie”. You definitely must see it. It’s hilarious. And it is already on screens. This movie will bring us dozens of film quotes.
The trailer has already got over 200,000 views during a couple of days.
For years, Netflix viewers have asked for movies featuring a strong female lead, and now, we're proud to present a new original film “Featuring a Strong Female Lead: The Movie”. Meet Cassandra Flex.
– No good mornings. I’m on Tokyo time. Talk to me. Wrong! You take custody. These blueprints are green! I said Tokyo time! Listen up people! I am only going to say this once.
She's one woman, tough enough for the boys club.
– For deal this risky, you don't seem nervous.
– I never sweat – I win.
– Sorry, can I wake you?
– I don't sleep – I win.
– Red wine in a white suit. You got guts.
– I don't spill – I win.
– You're feisty. But how do we know if you're feisty enough?
– You see my fiery red hair? It's a reflection of my fiery personality.
And just in case you don't think she has a heart.
– And you! I'm adopting you. I'm your momma now. if anyone messes with you, they mess with me.
She only has sex with male escorts because that is a thing women do.
– Why do you spend money on escorts? Seems like you could just go to a bar.
– I don’t have time for emotion in my sex.
– Why are you so busy? What do you do for a living?
– That’s unclear. Damned. I gotta go. I'm under indictment. Take your money, you whiny little bitch.
And her dialogue is so snappy, it'll snap your head off.
– Look, Roger, you know New York and, frankly, you need New York. You know you need unique New York.
– Red leather, yellow leather.
– Red leather. Can I get a proper cup of coffee cooked in a copper coffee pot for once?!
– You're going to take on the Russian mob, the CIA, and the gun-love-you all at once.
– They may have weapons, but this is my weapon. I can't eat! Don’t you know I’m under indictment?
She also never eats.
– I don't have time for emotion in my sex!
This character is as strong as any man, because it was originally written for a man. And we did a find and replace with the name Cassandra.
– Bad news. I have just taken your cancer.
– I'll beat it, I’ll beat it and I won't tell anyone.
– Wow, you are strong.
– And…
– And female.
This is one female lead so strong she can't even be contained inside one movie.
– I don't have time for emotion in my sex! I'm under indictment.
“Featuring a Strong Female Lead: The Movie” coming soon to Netflix. Just kidding, it's already out, we just put it out right now. Ha-ha, we tricked you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uArRFr7_YY
