Welcome back, Mr. Zuckerberg. How was your fact-finding trip?
I have seen how the hu-mans live and share!
Look, I brought one with me to test the newest features.
H...hello.
Here's your day pass.
The media devoured itself with endless pivots chasing our masterful algorithms.
We updated from news feed to video, now back to family engagement.
Anything to keep the monkeys hooked, so we can harvest their data.
They're addicted to our service even as it ruins them. Yet!
They still spend time offline. Disgusting.
Sign here, and here.
Do you know about human lungs? Perpetually in use. Genius.
How does Facebook become THAT essential
You, in a way, will be my lung.
Breathing life into the... Final Facebook update.
State of the art, huh?
Don't be scared. Many like it here!
Fully immersive, never offline.
Always serving you custom ads from the brands you love.
You're welcome.
I thought this was a beta test!
Oh... It is. Welcome to... full engagement!
Ooh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-O8RUcf5FY
