Moms read “Yo Mama” jokes. And make their own ones. This video is funny. No, really. “Yo Mama” jokes is an endless series of jokes that begin with “yo mama so…”. I guess, everybody likes these jokes. Some of them are clever. Of course, there are stupid variations but that’s ok.
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Yo mama so short, you can see her legs while her driver's license. – Oh, that's funny!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looked out her window, she got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so old, she sat next to Moses in third grade. – But see, I think Moses was a slave, so, like, I don't think Moses ever really got educated.
Yo mama so dumb, she stared at orange juice for 30 minutes because it said “concentrate”.
Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye. – I like that one. Bye, bitch.
Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said, “I quit”.
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from the M&M’s factory for throwing out all the W's. – Is there M&Ms that have W's?
Yo mama so ugly, when she came out of the haunted house, she had an application. – Damn. Ugly. So that’s the point. She’s working at a haunted house for free.
Yo mama so stupid, when Terminator said, “I'll be back”, she actually waited. – I would wait for Arnold Schwarzenegger, to be honest with you.
Yo mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund. – That's a good one. Like, give my quarter back, right?
They need to be more 21st century jokes, you know, more gender equality type of “Yo mama”. Yo mama looks like yo papa! How about that one?
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