Meanings: The video was released on 25 March 2018. PewDiePie describes new memes from Web.
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Good meme, good ''into''
Today we're going to review green text memes
Yes, that's right
the funny reddit memes, people discovered that if you write on reddit with a
greater than sign the text turns green
How cool is that? So people started using it for ways to write f..funny stories or perhaps share
Embarrassing moments from their past if you don't know what I'm talking about here's a great example
Sex Ed teacher eight years ago told us to be careful when having sex.
Never have sex how about that one mrs. Smith?
That's right. How about that? (laugh*)
Gotcha good didn't I!?(Laugh*)
Be at Swedish ship crews, having defecated in a week week
OUUWH* At least three giant Python in the toilet
Try to flush!
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panic
try to flush again but OUUWH* doesn't flush
look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner and Take her to the bathroom, try to flush and say kick back watch in Swedish well push the flush button
OUUWH* goes quite no h r hma h lly a h wa h y
??????!!!?!
Did this happened to me?
I feel like it had it could have it could have happened to the best of us
I feel like at least everyone has a really great OUUWH* story. You know what I mean? (YASS DADY)
watch several Isis videos because I love gore
Okay,
The song that plays in them gets stuck in my head
start humming it to myself at work
Muslim co-worker puts his hand on my shoulder and it says soon brother soon
Lay in hospital bed family is surrounding you everyone crying let out your tear
Life is flashing through your eyes 50 years of hardcore porn in one
millisecond not all over everyone your last words are
Let out last breath die
This is why you all need to stop watching porn be fat
Go to fit and find a solution
Main problem is I eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to save my filthy soul
Fibrous digested slowly leaving you feeling full longer and it helps with digestion
Go out and buy two boxes of fiber heavy breakfast bars the first day
I have fiber bars for breakfast lunch and lots of snacks. I don't change that day next day
I fibre myself up even more. I don't use that day either
Fiber Jesus is surely worth this magic in my colon
Can feel pounds dropping off because I'm not very hungry anymore. I don't use the third day
I don't lose the fourth day the final days dawns
Mp3 I have my morning coffee. I feel my insides rumble in that familiar way
The second I hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me its
Whistling just a thin
Continuous air stream of fart that smells like grandpa posh coughing
No sound other than the whistling hiss
Suddenly stops the hole is plugged X
OS, this is so solid it feels like I'm giving anal birth to Dwayne the rock
Johnson
hang on the shower
and pray the rock is shut out of my own soul and
Mach speed my entire ass is covered in toilet water now the fun begins a fun
Thought that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosols ever did is shooting
Bullets after me solid and perfectly round August the smell is killing me
Blacking out that shots of nuggets shooting around the bull propelled by my eight insane fiber
Flatulence he's giving me war flashback. I wasn't even in Nam
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My guts are yelling in German sounds like a mousse in heat lives in my belly
most of the isn't even digested at his point
Just forced out by all the gas that I'd been building up by my throat
After an hour it finally seems to be over. I'm shivering and crying
Both legs collapse as I Strider stand up
My stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet
Gondor calls for aid our our
Shakily wipes my ass
Completely clean
Go on akinator say yes, when asked if your character is a porn star
Answer in accordance to what you want your porn star to look like
Akinator gives you a hand-picked porn star to fit your prior preferences
Why do I wear the headphones?
This genius akinator help me find my dream wife
Does it work with anime girls? It's your character older than?
Probably okay apparently I have found my enemy wife
Sorry Marcia the year 2014 women rule the world Rihanna is their leader we stuck in concentration camp for me
Rihanna killing all the dudes because they found a way to reproduce without a group of us overpower garden sis
Be running get surrounded sand of PNG all of a sudden a masked hero appears with his schlong
flapping in the wind
Beats up all the women
That's all in the dudes free
many things takes
It was Chris Brown Oh, I fucked up big time boys
Be happily married for six years wife, and I call each other cute pet names more than our real names
Introduce us both at a function. I'm
Annan and this is my wife
Sweet fucking christ JP that face when I don't
My face when she's making me sleep in the backyard
Got a story about this
B12 six great really need to piss excuse myself from band class rush to bathroom
It's all the way on the other side of the school
Discretely holding my clothes as I do
arrive
Decide to kick down stall door like I'm in the movies. It's
Occupied kid frog style with both feet on the toilet seat what thing is turned
Quickly retract into his rectum like a scared turtle
the scare causes me to pull myself my face when
Make a friend while playing team fortress 2
Never really had a video friend before we played together often talk about life a bit to
Him and jerseys had a girlfriend for about four years
One day says he's going to propose to her give him some encouragement
Next day he's all mine. He says she rejected him tried to be supportive of him
He spirals into depression spends all his time playing videa for a few months one day. He tells me that he's planning to commit suicide
Talk to him for a few days see if he's really serious about it
Realize I can't talk him out of it. He stopped going to his job after his girlfriend dumped him just became a recluse
with no will to live
Wish him the best in the afterlife and say goodbye last online
1760 four days ago
Big op Nick be effing dumped need to form a sentence to get attention from people
Squats are circulation to your legs actually denied more blood go to your brain
You can actually make sentences usage alert people closer get up and start punching the shit out of that
That's right the reason Matty the SWAT is so you can have more blood into your pumped into your brain
What are you stupid?
This is the body movement of intellectuals true thinkers, but yeah, try out the green texting is really cool
he works on every websites ever so just let me know if you had get on with it and
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