Deadpool 2: The Final Trailer reached 500000 views on YouTube in the first 3 hours.
After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.
We gettin' close!
DEADPOOL You all know the drill!
Intercept the convoy.
And watch out for Cable!
Hit it!
There's this kid, he's in trouble...
Move or die.
DEADPOOL Pump the hate brakes, Thanos.
I ain't lettin' Cable get to him,
but I can't do this alone.
We need backup.
We're gonna form a super-duper fucking group.
It's time to get back on LinkedIn.
Meet Bedlam.
My name's Shatterstar.
Domino.
-I'm lucky. -(COCKS GUN AND FIRES)
DEADPOOL Luck isn't a superpower.
And certainly not very cinematic.
-Yes, it is. -DEADPOOL Let's meet
in the middle and say "No, it isn't."
Fuck it. It's showtime.
Whoo!
CABLE You're no fucking hero.
You're just a clown,
dressed up as a sex toy.
So dark.
You sure you're not from the DC Universe?
DEADPOOL Bring it on, One-Eyed Willie.
Your bullets, they're really fast!
Last but not least...
Peter.
DEADPOOL Any power you wanna tell us about?
I don't... I don't have one.
Um, I just saw the ad.
DEADPOOL You're in.
