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The, new, logo is still going alright i wait
From....still goingalright here comes From..
Maaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrvvveee
Jeez, how, long is this thing? Just cut it off..nobody has time for that
Great now we're running behind It's Thor...Thor Ragnarok
After the dark world, Marvel is back with a radical new, formula for the Thor films
Not making them suck
YESSSSS
In an installment that trims all the dead weight off the franchise.
From his love interest.
Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.
To his homeland.
To his friends you couldn't name with a gun to your head.
To his right eye..To his dad..his hair Damn even his hammer.
They just trimmed all the weight off huh it's like the whole franchise got on Hemsworth's steamed chicken diet.
Abssssss
Meet Thor,God of thunder, who despite being able to shoot lightning, from his hands.. Spends most of the film getting electrocuted.
When Thor's father Luke Skywalker's himself into the afterlife.
His sister, Hela, Goddess of pointy things will return to claim the throne in an epic family feud that will make you wonder.
Are we sure Thor wasn't the adopted, one? Put him next to Hela,Loki and young Anthony Hopkins and tell, me he's not the odd God out?
Thrill as Indie Comedy Director,Taika Waititi,takes the reins of a giant superhero movie.
Because when you're part of a 14$ billion global franchise
Why tf not? Now it's out with the old and in with the jokes
Behold
My stuff
Where boring exposition scenes get tagged by jokes
I will tower over the mountains and bury my sword deep in Asgard
Hang on
Give it a second
Badass moments get tagged by jokes
You wanted to know who I am?
And even heartfilled emotional beads get tagged by jokes
Piss off ghost
Yeah, they overdo it sometimes but this is a movie where an orgy, spaceship shoots fireworks over the rainbow bridge
where Hulk fights a zombie wolf.
If you're mad it tries to make you laugh too..you're doing it wrong
Follow Thor's exile on Sakaar, A collection of the galaxy's most colorful gladiators garbage and Goldbloom's
Who's gonna get in first?
And thrill as it turns into the closest thing we'll get to a
Planet Hulk movie where Bruce Banner, awakens to find he spent the last two years of his life as an enslaved killing machine
"I've been Hulk for two years? What the hell happened?" And take all of nine minutes to get over it
You want revenge?
I'm undecided Together, they'll team up with new additions to the Thorniverse,
Like the Depressive, alcoholic Valkyrie. "Drinks"
A Taika Waititi made of rocks
*gibberish*
And a mute bug with knives for arms and they still have more personality than "The Warriors Three"
Dodged that bullet Lady Sif.. But don't worry, you still got it coming
Enjoy the first marvel film, where everything actually looks like a classic.
Marvel comic book that reminds us all.. Thor is a cosmic viking created.
By nerds on acid in the s.
It should look crazy..with the best bridge sequence since Deadpool.
The best two man laser fight since starship troopers..
And the best vehicle chase sequence where the hero jumps out to take the bad guys down.
By hand..since all the other ones.
Hey, we found marvel's new Sky beam
Yaayyy
So get pumped, for what's easily the best Thor movie, also the best Hulk movie.
Probably the best Doctor Strange movie.. The nd best Guardians movie and shoot.. probably the best He-man, movie we're ever going to get too.. That hopefully taught Marvel an important lesson. Don't fire the weirdo embrace him, embrace that weirdo.
Look at these lies
Note to self, before commissioning a propaganda mural depicting my peaceful rise to power
Don't commission another mural depicting the horrible, horrible truth.
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